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Sat and watched the great British bake off most of the day
Fucking love it.
The pie one’s on the now, definitely gonna have a go at making one next week or summit. Maybe you’ll get some, unless yer an arse. Arsey people are gay
will trade pie for unconditional love.
Mental U-Turn
In work today, one of the sales directors came in and gave a talk on ways to broach a sales opportunity on a customer. Aside from the usual pish like watching out for sales indicators and relevant product information, he went on about peoples’ mentality and how one person can bring an entire team down. We’re all conditioned to reply in the likes of “nae bad” and the such, which pretty much opens the conversation with two negative words before you can really get down to the meat of the conversation.
He suggested that next time we meet someone and they ask how we are, we reply with something stupidly positive and see what effect it has on people. I tried it on some ex-college people I met coming home and they were totally taken aback just by me responding positively and expanding on it rather than just shrugging it off like people normally do. The conversation took a positive spin after that so it just shows how one person can totally change the mood of a group of people by just acting positively.
I know we can’t all be happy constantly, shit’s draining if forced, but I was totally fucking inspired by this guy.
Long story short, you ask me how I am and I shrug it off, feel free to punch me on the arm or something, I’m doing no one any favours.
There’s people on tv sobbing over colours
How mentally broken are you?
Not that I’m depressed or anything
It’s fucking awesome having money.
I want it to be friday already.
I’m sick of training and I’ve still got four days left of it.
He snores like a fucking machine.Got to love Tam.
Aw, for fucks sake.
Fucksake Tam
I’m an adult now
I sat and drank old fashioneds all night long. That clearly makes me suave as sin.
